Some bitch stole my wallet
So, I was at work on Sunday...and yeah just waiting for someone to tattoo...I was talking to my boss and he was paying me for the last week that I worked. I was putting my money away in my wallet when these 2 redneck's walk in. So I am chillen on the couch with my wallet and my phone. The lady says she wants to get her nose pierced. These people were obviously the products of inbreeding. They were talking about how they had a threesome with a 60 year old. "She was not 60! She was 38!" replies the ugly male redneck, in a very southern accent. "Well she looked 60!" says the whore that stole my wallet. So they continue to babble on about threesomes and tits that sag ect ect. She was bragging about just getting out of jail...The lady sat next to me on the couch. I did think it was strange that she sat so close....I mean her skin was touching my skin. She started asking me about tattoo prices and showing me things on her cell. I remember her seeming annoyed with my price quotes. Broke ass bitch. She gets pierced, then they leave. Later I realize my wallet is gone.
I lost my ID* (i loved this picture!! It was taken when I was still in high school when I was 7teen), School ID (no more student discounts at the movies, hah!), 4 Credit Cards, and my Social Security Card (I did not realize this should have been left at home), and $300+ in cash (I was just paid). Not to mention my sweet ass Nightmare Before Christmas wallet.
I was infuriated. Obviously.
We have a copy of her ID (as the dumb bitch did get pierced by us).
I seriously wanted to drive to BFE Middleburg to slash her tires... but instead I called the Police.
Which surprisingly enough seemed very helpful. They actually seemed to care that I was SOL.
Apparently this is considered Grand Theft, so they said a Detective would be updating me on the case.
I called and canceled most of my credit cards that night, except for my bank card...as it was sunday and the bank was closed.
On Monday when I did cancel the card, the guy tells me that it was used for an authorization at a Gas pump.
I fuckin can't stand this bitch.
But Unfortunately there are no cameras on the pumps...so yeah... She will probably never get caught.
She also probably spent my money on crack...or ingredients to make Crystal Meth. Who fuckin knows.
* MY ID - I loved this photo. I was a Senior in high school. I had already renewed by mail once, and my ID was good until 2012. When that expired I planned to renew by mail again...ect...ect... IT was my way of remaining IMMORTAL! fuckin immortal dammit.
I lost my ID* (i loved this picture!! It was taken when I was still in high school when I was 7teen), School ID (no more student discounts at the movies, hah!), 4 Credit Cards, and my Social Security Card (I did not realize this should have been left at home), and $300+ in cash (I was just paid). Not to mention my sweet ass Nightmare Before Christmas wallet.
I was infuriated. Obviously.
We have a copy of her ID (as the dumb bitch did get pierced by us).
I seriously wanted to drive to BFE Middleburg to slash her tires... but instead I called the Police.
Which surprisingly enough seemed very helpful. They actually seemed to care that I was SOL.
Apparently this is considered Grand Theft, so they said a Detective would be updating me on the case.
I called and canceled most of my credit cards that night, except for my bank card...as it was sunday and the bank was closed.
On Monday when I did cancel the card, the guy tells me that it was used for an authorization at a Gas pump.
I fuckin can't stand this bitch.
But Unfortunately there are no cameras on the pumps...so yeah... She will probably never get caught.
She also probably spent my money on crack...or ingredients to make Crystal Meth. Who fuckin knows.
* MY ID - I loved this photo. I was a Senior in high school. I had already renewed by mail once, and my ID was good until 2012. When that expired I planned to renew by mail again...ect...ect... IT was my way of remaining IMMORTAL! fuckin immortal dammit.
pissed off
mellow